Star Wars Praetorian Guard Kids' T-Shirt - Black, 7
from Mighty Fine
Price at Think Geek: USD 11.97
Star Wars Gifts: There are a lot of rough bits about being part of the Imperial Guard. You have to train extensively, above and beyond a normal trooper. You have to be willing to give up your life for someone like Palpatine or Snoke. You have to be willing to wear those robes on frickin' Tatooine if that's where whomever you're assigned to protect needs to go. But there are nice parts, too. The nice parts are mostly the parts for making other people's lives less nice: the weapons...